In the beginning...

In the beginning there were words. These words arranged themselves, as if by magic to form sentences, which coalesced into paragraphs. ...

As the paragraphs went by, meaning evolved and ideas formed. But then something went wrong and abstract thought, whimsy and sarcasm brought chaos and lack of order - meandering verbose ranting occured.

As the paragraphs slowely heated up, they began to sound irritated, excited and perhaps pissed off in general. This led to the "general reader" believing the "writer" of the words was just a few bad days at work from packing an Uzi 9mm to the post office, but in general, the writer hoped they would shrug this off in time (with the kevlar vest they took the local post office) and would enjoy the tangent-filled vitriol that was struck to the paper of the interweb. If not, perhaps hed clean off that Uzi 9mm...

Contained within will be a gerneral mishmash, a hodge-podge, a melange if you will of thoughts, the ongoing issue of having to work for money and comments about movies. Movies are perhaps the best art we have, displaying the vast array of talent and lack thereof that can be displayed by human nature. I like movies - nough said.

Work -

My position is Horticulturalist. This entails using my vast knowledge of plants/insects/bacteria to further the attempts of a charity aimed at preserving the historical horticulture of Victoria. In plain-speak, im a garderner. In reality, im aprt of a team of poor bastards that get thrown at the problems of a badly run organisation of nitwits and cloth-eared bints that couldnt get pissed drowning in a vat of wine. Most of those problems are garden-related, but then a large minority arnt, or have anything to do with it. ("Tim, what do you know about disabled chairs??")

Recently i moved into a new place. This new place suits me really well, mostly, its great. But the landlord (who lives across the hallway) and i, after only 3 weeks, are losing that good feeling. You know, when you meet somebody you know your going to have to get along with and its goes seemingly ok, but thats just hiding all the nasty little personality suprises for down the line. Sigh.

Stay tuned,

Tim